Carnivore Noodles

Zero-carb noodles made entirely with animal products. Servings: 1 Prep Time: 5 minutesCook Time: 10 minutesTotal Time 15 minutes Nutritional Information: Calories: 276 Fat: 9g Protein: 46g Carbs: 0g Sugar: 0g Fibre: 0g Allergy Notes: Gluten-free Grain-free Nut-free Plant-free Contains eggs Low FODMAP Low fibre Ingredients: 2 large eggs 1 tbsp unflavoured whey protein powder 1 tbsp gelatin…

My Interview with MeatRX

Yesterday I had the pleasure of being interviewed by the lovely Yecca, a health coach from MeatRX. I discuss managing ME/CFS, IBS and autism with the carnivore diet.

Life without Autism, or the Consequences of Being a Medical Anomaly.

It’s been about a year since my autism symptoms went away due to switching to a carnivore OMAD diet, and since then life has been interesting to say the least. I detail more about my history with autism here. Autism is a controversial and largely unknown neurological condition, many autistics are proudly neurodivergent and don’t…

Keto Timpano Experiment

This is insane, why did I do this? Timpano, I first heard about it from Rie at @dessertsnob on Instagram. It looked ridiculous and I was keen to try making a meat-based keto version for myself. I made it about a year ago, before I went carnivore maybe I should try an all meat one…

Oven Baked Pancake (Keto)

A low carb alternative to pancakes. Servings: Approximately 8 slices Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 20 minutes Total Time 25 minutes Nutritional Information (entire loaf): Calories: 854 Fat: 27g Protein: 127g Carbs: 25g Sugar: 18g Fibre: 1g Allergy Notes: Gluten-free Grain-free Nut-free Plant-free Contains dairy Contains eggs Low FODMAP (other than lactose). Low fibre…

Pork Rind Bread (Carnivore)

A bread made from all animal-based products. Servings: Approximately 8 slices Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 20 minutes Total Time 25 minutes Nutritional Information (entire loaf): Calories: 1467 Fat: 216g Protein: 139g Carbs: 4g Sugar: 4g Fibre: 0g Allergy Notes: Gluten-free Grain-free Nut-free Plant-free Contains dairy Contains eggs Low FODMAP (other than lactose). Ingredients:…

Carnivore Nachos

This is a quick one, not really a recipe, but a meal idea. Fried cheese takes on a firm, crispy texture when baked or fried, as such it makes an excellent substitute for corn chips or hard taco shells. Who needs corn? Personally I find these meals taste just as good as the non-carnivore equivalent….

Terrines

One of the cheapest carnivore recipes, and perfect for lunchboxes. Servings: Makes approximately 9-12 slices depending on how thin you slice it. Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 60 minutes Total Time 70 minutes Nutritional Information (entire loaf): Calories: 2760 Fat: 216g Protein: 205g Carbs: 4g Sugar: 4g Fibre: 0g Allergy Notes: Gluten-free Grain-free Nut-free Plant-free Contains…

One Year on the Carnivore Diet

(2283 words, 10 minute read) Becoming a carnivore has been one of the most eye-opening and life-changing experiences of my life. I feel like I was brainwashed my whole life but now I finally see the truth, not only about nutrition and how the human body works, but livestock, agriculture and the environment. Everything we’ve…